Tipsy Tumblr
I’m Drunk.

muppetpants:

When I left, I left laundry in the dryer.  When I do chores wasted, I pep talk myself.  I SO motivated myself to fold THE SHIT out of that shirt.

I wish I could like the shit out of stuff now, but I can’t because supposed ‘new features’ are being updated.  Fuck those features, I just want to tell everyone on Tumblr HOW FUCKING RAD I think they are.

You just did.