Dear tipsy tumblr,
What do you want from me‽‽‽ This was brilliant. And so was this (thanks to Grace). I’m not sure that I can get more drunk without seriously injuring myself. However, anyone with half a brain can see by going here that neither of these videos graced your website (which, up until recently, I thought was an excellent one).
First, I’d like to go into our history, for those who’ve not been paying attention, tipsy tumblr you’re included, I began following you on December 31, 2008. I’m not sure if you remember, tipsy tumblr, but that was the day after you started. I liked you when you were just getting your bearings in this crazy tumblr world. Don’t forget the ones who supported you from the beginning, tipsy tumblr, it’s a douchey thing to do.
I’d like to point out second the history we could make here. Tipsy tumblr has never featured a tumblrer (or tumblrist, if you prefer) drunk on video. This year is clearly a year of firsts for America, I think you get my reference (I’m of course talking about the new judge on American Idol).
Lastly, I’d like to direct you a post you made dated January 4, 2009. It simply states, “I love vodka.” While I’m not saying that doesn’t qualify under your self imposed terms for reblogging, (“If you’re a tipsy tumblr… we’re reblogging”) I am saying that was a low-quality post. This means that clearly, the videos weren’t ignored because of your quality standards. So what was it‽ What do you want from me‽
Sincerely,
Robert
Dear Robert -
We didn’t realize you were such a fan. In the future we’ll pay closer attention to your tipsy tumblr antics. Consider yourself on notice. Now let’s have some drinks…
- Tipsy
