November 2009
2 posts
Hangover
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
August 2009
5 posts
Drunkity drunk drunk...
erinshannon:
Woot.
Great!
We’re not alcoholics, ya cunt. We’re drunks. Alcoholics go to meetings.
– THIS IS MINE AND MY FRIEND CARLO’S STAPLE RESPONSE TO QUESTIONS OF “HAVEN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH ALCOHOL FOR TONIGHT?” (via srsly)
I have a tumblr crush!
natface:
I can admit it, because Im drunk. sometimes they appear in my dreams
So flattered, truly.
May 2009
1 post
TOPHERCHRIS IS DRUNK Y'ALL
myeviltwin:
(via fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub)
WOO YES I AM.
April 2009
7 posts
Holy shit
benwoodall:
My head just asploded, LOST.
Also…DRUNK
Ben strikes again!
myeviltwin:
Holy shit, some of you people are drunk.
Yep.
Morning Tumblr,
andreea:
I’m not gonna lie to you. I just woke up and I’m still a little drunk.
Woohoo!
thecount:
i am le drunk
Congratulations!
March 2009
4 posts
I'm Drunk.
muppetpants:
When I left, I left laundry in the dryer. When I do chores wasted, I pep talk myself. I SO motivated myself to fold THE SHIT out of that shirt.
I wish I could like the shit out of stuff now, but I can’t because supposed ‘new features’ are being updated. Fuck those features, I just want to tell everyone on Tumblr HOW FUCKING RAD I think they are.
You just did.
Drunk.
iammattjordan:
Playing Resident Evil 5 and Beer Pong. It’s friday thursday night motherfucker.
Fixed.
Officially drunk...
benwoodall:
Busting the geetar out….
February 2009
5 posts
ohhhhh shit. sunday night druuuuuuuuuunk y'allllll
(via idontlikeyou)
Oh beer
shorterexcerpts:
I love you
January 2009
32 posts
Its Friday night people
kapi:
Lets get DRUNK
blocksonblox:
How can very hard peanuts make very soft butter?
Drunken Thoughts brought to you by BlocksOnBlox
An open letter to tipsy tumblr
lovememore:
Dear tipsy tumblr,
What do you want from me‽‽‽ This was brilliant. And so was this (thanks to Grace). I’m not sure that I can get more drunk without seriously injuring myself. However, anyone with half a brain can see by going here that neither of these videos graced your website (which, up until recently, I thought was an excellent one).
First, I’d like to go into our history, for...
Guesss whooos drunkk
(via kapi)
That guy.
I blame you, Caitlin
megwhyte:
I’m too drunk to be on tumblr. I’m picking my nose right now. FUCK YOU HATERS IM NOT EATING IT.
that wine did a numblr on me!
(via realrealsoft)
is 10am too early to start drinking?
(via onefootinthegrave)
Never.
I AM SO GOING OUT AND GETTING DRUNK!!! WOOOOO!!!!
(via davidmaddox)
Get it David!
OMG.... so druuunk...
afghanistanbananastand:
I love yous guys. seriously.
Love you too.
do you guys wanna get drunk?
hotg0ssip:
tublickpastry:
humanpig:
cause thats what we’re doin over here. in abit
AWWWW Yeah. Thats what i’m saying
I wanna get drunk.
Preemptive strike.
Fuck, I'm drunk
kapi:
JOhnny Jameson, you rock
How’d that happen?
oblig. drunken post:
realrealsoft:
“DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU TO GET THE BAYBAY!” - shoot ‘em up (worst movie evar)
P.S. - I love everyone I follow + everyone that follows me. peace!
I can haz beer?
(via sufjanssteven)
You can have whatever you like.
Y’all like them pornos?
– Me….because of alcohol (via blocksonblox)
hoarr:
afghanistanbananastand:
<3 drunk hoarr
Ha!
Typing is hard.
It's safe to say...
Tipsy tumblr would reblog everything from last night’s LA meet up.
Ya’ll were drunk and awesome. Well done kids.
VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
insidethebox:
My bar tab was massive but I dun care because WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm drunk, gabby threw up on the floor, sally's...
iammattjordan:
we haven’t even made it to the bar yet.
who said drunk tumbling was overrated?
No one.
AIGHT. I'm gonna get fucking wasted and drunk text...
(via allthiscanbeyours)
I'm getting a little drunk. Time to stop drinking....
(via allthiscanbeyours)
i love vodka.
(via hotg0ssip)
where is tipsy?
hotg0ssip:
michaelmcgee:
hotg0ssip:
michaelmcgee:
(via hotg0ssip)
Drunk. Losing in BP too.
BP? Beer Pong?
Si senorita. I say BP cuz I’m cool haha. NOT!
Yes you are cooooooooooool.
These two seem to be enjoying themselves.
this can go on tipsy, because it's true
realrealsoft:
i’m hammed. sometimes you don’t realize you are drunk when you have been slowly drinking beer all day, and then not so slowly.